Found all these vids post M/OSU game. Never too young to start teaching kids to be classy fans.
Don't you just love how mom literally bribed the kid above with some kind of treat, like she's training a puppy? Good job, mom.
So when they grow up, they can become this guy (yes, there's a "payoff" to his video at the end)...
O-H!
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Selasa, 20 November 2012
Fan Film Breakdown: We were watching OSU football when we heard the gunshots
At the beginning of the season before the Alabama game, we started a new series here on the MZone called Fan Film Breakdown which we described this way:
It was a hit with our readers and we couldn't wait to do the next one. But there was just one teeny, tiny problem: content. We quickly discovered that very few fan bases put the necessary asshattery online that's needed to sustain a series like this. I mean, you don't find a whole hell of a lot of Air Force fans doing stupid shit in a double-wide then posting it to YouTube.
So the series went dormant - until now. Because, thankfully, this is Ohio State week. And they put all their stupid shit online. Heck, the MZone might not exist if they didn't.
Thus, we present to you the delayed-but-worth-the-wait next installment of Fan Film Breakdown: Ohio State.
CLIP #1: O-H...I-Shit, Hit The Ground!
Yes, if there was ever :17 seconds that perfectly summed up Ohio State's fanbase, this is it. In fact, if we'd made a parody OSU fan video, it wouldn't have been this good.
WHAT WE LEARNED:
-- Gunfire apparently gets a Buckeye fan to stop watching the game (although, to be fair based on the above video, we can only say with certainty that this happens when it's someone else doing the firing and not the Buckeye fan himself)
-- If your car runs into the porch, just leave it there
KEY PLAY:
-- "We were watching football...the Ohio State football game... and we heard a couple gunshots...so we just came out."
CLIP #2: Buckeye Potty Humor
How obsessed are Buckeye fans with Michigan? We found almost as many vids of Tosu fans teaching their kids to and/or begging them to say something anti-Michigan (even ones like this one in which apparently a family friend or relative is doing it) as we did kids being goaded into saying "Go Bucks!"
WHAT WE LEARNED:
-- Of course Dad is wearing a Terrelle Pryor jersey. Natch.
-- It's hard to be a Buckeye badass when you're sitting in front of Laura Ashley print curtains
-- We couldn't agree more that in the bathroom next to the shitter is the perfect place to store Woody Hayes and all your other prized Buckeye memorabilia
-- Buckeye fans have no problem sticking their hands in the toilet (probably from all their janitorial work) but apparently don't feel the need to wash their hands afterwards
-- What is it with Ohio State fans and toilet issues? No seriously. This is a big problem with them.
KEY PLAY:
-- "Woo hoo! Poo on Blue, let's do this!"
-- "We need to have a target...for our poo poo. This is a very special time in a Buckeye's life." (Hey, you said it, not us.)
CLIP #3: OSU Upper Level Classes
WHAT WE LEARNED:
-- Now you know why Tosu is where it is in the U.S. News and World Report college rankings
-- This constitutes grad level work at Tosu
-- We're just happy to see Brutus didn't stick his head in the one beaker like other OSU fans just because he saw yellow liquid (you'll understand in a minute)
CLIP #4: Get Naked If You Hate Michigan
WHAT WE LEARNED:
-- Classy, aren't they?
-- If Woody Hayes spirit really was there, uh, we think we know where he was hiding
KEY PLAY:
-- "Fuck Michigan! (EXTENDS MIDDLE FINGER) Fuck you! Wooooooo!"
-- "I have no clothes on right now, that's how much I hate Michigan." *
* Actually, that's not true. You still have a bikini on. So, to be honest, we kinda wish you had a little more hate in you.
CLIP #5: You look like the piss boy
Note: The clip is labeled "Browns fan" on YouTube, but check out the dude's shirt. Yep, you guessed it.
Now, watch on at your own risk as man is offered $450 to stick his head in a bucket of urine at a tailgate. You have been warned.
WHAT WE LEARNED:
-- Ohio State fans will do anything for money
-- This guy is married?
-- So let me get this straight -- he took his shirt off?! He's more worried about ruining his Ohio State shirt than STICKING HIS HEAD IN A BUCKET OF HUMAN URINE! Oh...my...God.
-- The dude's boobs are almost as big as Mirror Lake Girl's above
-- That could be the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm not kidding. I should get at least $75 of that money for watching that in order to do this post.
-- Why do I think that this still probably isn't the worst thing this dude has ever done.
-- On the positive side for this guy, before he dies of whatever disease(s) he caught, that $450 should be able to buy him some sweet-ass rims and curb feelers for his Camaro
-- Hand sanitizer? Are you fucking kidding me? You just stuck your head in a giant bucket of piss and you think HAND SANITIZER is going to make a difference?
-- How much you want to bet this asshole got in a fight inside the stadium with the guy sitting next to him because the other guy kept looking at Piss Boy and plugging his nose. Can't you just hear it: "What the fuck you looking at, dick?! Got a problem!?"
KEY PLAY:
-- "My wife will kill me." (not if everything you just caught doesn't first)
UPDATE: Can get more embarrassing/worse? It can: Piss Boy is a police officer! No, he is. Click here. (HT: Dennis for the info)
When players and coaches want to learn about their next opponent, they watch and break down game film, studying it for clues. But what if you want to learn about a team's fanbase?
In an effort to help you, the MZone reader, better know the fans of our opponents each week, today we are starting a new feature here called Fan Film Breakdown. In a nutshell, we scour YouTube for videos posted by fans of Michigan's next opponent, then break them down like coaches in order to give you insight into those fans. Sure, it may sound simple, but it takes a keen blogger's eye to really "see the fanbase."
It was a hit with our readers and we couldn't wait to do the next one. But there was just one teeny, tiny problem: content. We quickly discovered that very few fan bases put the necessary asshattery online that's needed to sustain a series like this. I mean, you don't find a whole hell of a lot of Air Force fans doing stupid shit in a double-wide then posting it to YouTube.
So the series went dormant - until now. Because, thankfully, this is Ohio State week. And they put all their stupid shit online. Heck, the MZone might not exist if they didn't.
Thus, we present to you the delayed-but-worth-the-wait next installment of Fan Film Breakdown: Ohio State.
CLIP #1: O-H...I-Shit, Hit The Ground!
Yes, if there was ever :17 seconds that perfectly summed up Ohio State's fanbase, this is it. In fact, if we'd made a parody OSU fan video, it wouldn't have been this good.
WHAT WE LEARNED:
-- Gunfire apparently gets a Buckeye fan to stop watching the game (although, to be fair based on the above video, we can only say with certainty that this happens when it's someone else doing the firing and not the Buckeye fan himself)
-- If your car runs into the porch, just leave it there
KEY PLAY:
-- "We were watching football...the Ohio State football game... and we heard a couple gunshots...so we just came out."
CLIP #2: Buckeye Potty Humor
How obsessed are Buckeye fans with Michigan? We found almost as many vids of Tosu fans teaching their kids to and/or begging them to say something anti-Michigan (even ones like this one in which apparently a family friend or relative is doing it) as we did kids being goaded into saying "Go Bucks!"
WHAT WE LEARNED:
-- Of course Dad is wearing a Terrelle Pryor jersey. Natch.
-- It's hard to be a Buckeye badass when you're sitting in front of Laura Ashley print curtains
-- We couldn't agree more that in the bathroom next to the shitter is the perfect place to store Woody Hayes and all your other prized Buckeye memorabilia
-- Buckeye fans have no problem sticking their hands in the toilet (probably from all their janitorial work) but apparently don't feel the need to wash their hands afterwards
-- What is it with Ohio State fans and toilet issues? No seriously. This is a big problem with them.
KEY PLAY:
-- "Woo hoo! Poo on Blue, let's do this!"
-- "We need to have a target...for our poo poo. This is a very special time in a Buckeye's life." (Hey, you said it, not us.)
CLIP #3: OSU Upper Level Classes
WHAT WE LEARNED:
-- Now you know why Tosu is where it is in the U.S. News and World Report college rankings
-- This constitutes grad level work at Tosu
-- We're just happy to see Brutus didn't stick his head in the one beaker like other OSU fans just because he saw yellow liquid (you'll understand in a minute)
CLIP #4: Get Naked If You Hate Michigan
WHAT WE LEARNED:
-- Classy, aren't they?
-- If Woody Hayes spirit really was there, uh, we think we know where he was hiding
KEY PLAY:
-- "Fuck Michigan! (EXTENDS MIDDLE FINGER) Fuck you! Wooooooo!"
-- "I have no clothes on right now, that's how much I hate Michigan." *
* Actually, that's not true. You still have a bikini on. So, to be honest, we kinda wish you had a little more hate in you.
CLIP #5: You look like the piss boy
Note: The clip is labeled "Browns fan" on YouTube, but check out the dude's shirt. Yep, you guessed it.
Now, watch on at your own risk as man is offered $450 to stick his head in a bucket of urine at a tailgate. You have been warned.
WHAT WE LEARNED:
-- Ohio State fans will do anything for money
-- This guy is married?
-- So let me get this straight -- he took his shirt off?! He's more worried about ruining his Ohio State shirt than STICKING HIS HEAD IN A BUCKET OF HUMAN URINE! Oh...my...God.
-- The dude's boobs are almost as big as Mirror Lake Girl's above
-- That could be the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm not kidding. I should get at least $75 of that money for watching that in order to do this post.
-- Why do I think that this still probably isn't the worst thing this dude has ever done.
-- On the positive side for this guy, before he dies of whatever disease(s) he caught, that $450 should be able to buy him some sweet-ass rims and curb feelers for his Camaro
-- Hand sanitizer? Are you fucking kidding me? You just stuck your head in a giant bucket of piss and you think HAND SANITIZER is going to make a difference?
-- How much you want to bet this asshole got in a fight inside the stadium with the guy sitting next to him because the other guy kept looking at Piss Boy and plugging his nose. Can't you just hear it: "What the fuck you looking at, dick?! Got a problem!?"
KEY PLAY:
-- "My wife will kill me." (not if everything you just caught doesn't first)
UPDATE: Can get more embarrassing/worse? It can: Piss Boy is a police officer! No, he is. Click here. (HT: Dennis for the info)
Jumat, 24 Agustus 2012
Urban Meyer Starts New Tradition, Gives OSU Students Clap
Last week, we tweeted about the new "tradition" Tosu head coach Urban Meyer is bringing to the 'Shoe. If you missed its video unveiling, behold...
First of all, what "aueur" directed that thing? With the shaky camera and constantly shifting focus I kept waiting for Jason Bourne to jump into frame and kick the shit out of Coach Mick with a rolled up tube sock. More importantly...
WTF is this "tradition" exactly? It seems to be a mix between Simon Says and that Hand Jive scene from Grease.
And in an online exclusive, if theThe Clap Quick Cals go well, the MZone has learned that Meyer will introduce the even more complicated tradition. Shown in the video below, it will be for grad students and debut during the next home game:
All I can say is, what can you expect from people who probably wear their "Fuck Michigan" t-shirts to church? And finally...
Our pal Surrounded in Columbus sent us the pic below of the latest breakfast cereal in C-bus:
Gee, that has to be some stale-ass cereal. Somebody jealous they didn't get their own pop tart? Hmm. I feel like we've seen this before. Yep.
Man, it's good to be back and mocking our Buckeye brethren.
GO BLUE!
First of all, what "aueur" directed that thing? With the shaky camera and constantly shifting focus I kept waiting for Jason Bourne to jump into frame and kick the shit out of Coach Mick with a rolled up tube sock. More importantly...
WTF is this "tradition" exactly? It seems to be a mix between Simon Says and that Hand Jive scene from Grease.
And in an online exclusive, if the
In Other Buckeye News
MZone reader Barry sent us the picture below which he received from a friend of his in Ohio showing some new Tosu apparel:
All I can say is, what can you expect from people who probably wear their "Fuck Michigan" t-shirts to church? And finally...
Our pal Surrounded in Columbus sent us the pic below of the latest breakfast cereal in C-bus:
Gee, that has to be some stale-ass cereal. Somebody jealous they didn't get their own pop tart? Hmm. I feel like we've seen this before. Yep.
Man, it's good to be back and mocking our Buckeye brethren.
GO BLUE!
Rabu, 05 Oktober 2011
"I like Ohio State. It's my number one bathroom...I take poops in."
What is it with Buckeye fans and their YouTube videos? I know, I know -- it seems like I say this each time I find and post one of these things. But it really is like they have no concept that the entire world can see this crap.
Oh, you think I'm exaggerating? Fine. Watch...
See what I mean? Simply stunning.
I'm just glad the video ended when it did. Especially after he started talking about his "saddlebags" and the camera tilted down.
Oh, you think I'm exaggerating? Fine. Watch...
See what I mean? Simply stunning.
I'm just glad the video ended when it did. Especially after he started talking about his "saddlebags" and the camera tilted down.
Senin, 26 September 2011
What your mom would be like as an Ohio State fan
Ever wonder what your mom would be like if she were an Ohio State fan? The MZone has uncovered the answer and it ain't pretty.
Yesterday, I stumbled across the clip below entitled Mom + Ohio State Buckeyes Game. The YouTube description below the video reads, "This is sooooo funny!!!! She only acts like this when she watches a ohio state buckeyes game." But after watching, I think you'll agree with my hunch that that's probably not true.
Now, you'll have to pardon the picture quality of the clip since the SOB (son of a buckeye) shooting it was apparently using a full-sized VHS camcorder circa 1988 lit through the haze of mom's cigarette smoke. But you can can hear the audio loud and clear.
Oh, can you hear the audio (which starts around the :25 second mark)...
Folks, not to get all film critic-y, but rarely does a YouTube clip work on so many wonderful levels. From the utter lack of football knowledge, to the constant f-bombs in front of her kid(s) recording the event, to my favorite bit of "dialogue" uttered over the last year:
Wow.
There are no words except bravo. Bravo and congratulations, ma'am, on your nomination for the MZone's coveted Mother of the Year award.
Yesterday, I stumbled across the clip below entitled Mom + Ohio State Buckeyes Game. The YouTube description below the video reads, "This is sooooo funny!!!! She only acts like this when she watches a ohio state buckeyes game." But after watching, I think you'll agree with my hunch that that's probably not true.
Now, you'll have to pardon the picture quality of the clip since the SOB (son of a buckeye) shooting it was apparently using a full-sized VHS camcorder circa 1988 lit through the haze of mom's cigarette smoke. But you can can hear the audio loud and clear.
Oh, can you hear the audio (which starts around the :25 second mark)...
Folks, not to get all film critic-y, but rarely does a YouTube clip work on so many wonderful levels. From the utter lack of football knowledge, to the constant f-bombs in front of her kid(s) recording the event, to my favorite bit of "dialogue" uttered over the last year:
"Yes! We are the shit! C'mon now, get that field goal, motherfuckers! Give mommy $40 dollars."
Wow.
There are no words except bravo. Bravo and congratulations, ma'am, on your nomination for the MZone's coveted Mother of the Year award.
Jumat, 02 September 2011
You're never too young for a Buckstache
I really thought Know Your Foe would be the last post of the day here on the Friday before Michigan's first home game of the 2011 season. But obviously I forgot we live in a world with Buckeyes and their fans.
Remember the 17-year-old kid, Jared Cano, who was plotting recently to blow up his high school in Florida? Well, he was moved to a new jail on Thursday after prosecutors decided to try him as an adult. And guess what he was wearing when he arrived at his new adult jail home yesterday? Go on, guess. Voila!...
Yep! He's a Buckeye fan!
Naturally.
According to the news story linked above, at one point during the process, Cano was seen laughing. Probably because he knows that, in prison, he'll be able to get all the tattoos he wants for free and the NCAA won't be able to do a damn thing about it.
Looking at that picture again, I swear that's not a shadow under the kid's nose. That's a Buckstache!
(HT: Gerd)
Remember the 17-year-old kid, Jared Cano, who was plotting recently to blow up his high school in Florida? Well, he was moved to a new jail on Thursday after prosecutors decided to try him as an adult. And guess what he was wearing when he arrived at his new adult jail home yesterday? Go on, guess. Voila!...
Yep! He's a Buckeye fan!
Naturally.
According to the news story linked above, at one point during the process, Cano was seen laughing. Probably because he knows that, in prison, he'll be able to get all the tattoos he wants for free and the NCAA won't be able to do a damn thing about it.
Looking at that picture again, I swear that's not a shadow under the kid's nose. That's a Buckstache!
(HT: Gerd)
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